Volume 2 chapter 1 part 4

Finally catch up with manga scanlation (not manga RAW)                                

I should calm down as my home become hell, and soon fifteen minutes passed.
My heart very tired, but still invited Pansy to my room... Why would something like this happen?
"excuse me."
As Pansy came in, she looked around with great interest.
For her usual slow action, it is rare to have such a quick movement.
When she looked around, I slammed the door.
This is to make the consideration of not letting the sound leak as much as possible. It is definitely not for doing something unspeakable.
"You girl actually used my mom..."
I sat down heavily on the bed and my first sentence is complaining.
The stalker who take advantage of the innocent housewife to come to my room must be severely punished.
"You misunderstood. Today is because Laurier-san invited me, I came to her house to play."
"that's impossible, don't spout such nonsense"
"You really don't understand me. I will make an exception and let you take a look at the mail that Laurier-san sent to me this afternoon"
Pansy couldn't stand my speech, and took the smartphone from the bag and handed it to me.
For the first time, I saw someone using a tatami-style phone case, but that not important. So, what mail are you talking about?
"Pansy-nya~~! If you are free, do you want to come to Laurier's house to play today, nya~~? "
This too much! what nya~, nya~!
"At the time of the lunch break, I have already given up."
I can't understand at all that there is something to do with a sly face.
"So, how did you become familiar with my mom?"
"I was reading a book at a bookstore on my way home from school and your mother comes to talk to me. She said, "Isn't this the work that Okada-kun played very cool~~!" The book I read is adapted into a movie starring Laurier-san favorite idol star. Do you know that it was just released not long ago?"
"Is the protagonist the piloting officer in the war? If I remember the title is..."
"yes, it's [Eternal JARO]" (TN: originally the movie is "Eternal zero" but Pansy make a joke to "Japan Advertising Review Organization", abbr. JARO)
Does the title seem like an advertising review agency that can never be reviewed?
"I later saw her occasionally. In addition to this movie "The Young Master (botchan)" starring Ninomiya-kun, Toma-kun starring at "No Longer Human (Ningen shikkaku)" movie, We talked very happily about the topic of various film adaptation from novels and drama. I was really shocked because I never imagined that she was Jyoro-kun's mother. Is this really a miracle?"
It seems that the miracle with common ground between the book lovers and the idol fans has brought me a cruel fate.
"Do you understand this?"
"...well, although it is very unsatisfactory."
"That's great. Then, I am almost... have to start."
The conversation came to an end and Pansy quickly squatted and began to peek under the bed.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"I want a little treasure hunt."
"Stop that right now?"
Stinky devil. It seems that you want to find out my collection, but you do a nice try.
It’s just that, it’s not in that place. My collection is placed... ah, no.
This girl is an Esper, and my mind may be seen through, or don't think about it.
"Not here, right? So, will it be on the bookshelf? Maybe the book cover is replaced by another ......"
Unfortunately, you guessed it wrong. However, this does not constitute a reason you have my permission to such action.
So I grabbed her hand when Pansy wanted to go to the bookshelf.
"Hey, I told you to stop right?"
"if you don't let go, you will regret it."
"are you kidding, that's your business"
"No. I said it for you. Hurry up, or you will break through the limits."
"Don't give me some incomprehensible words. This is what I have to say."
"No, Jyoro-kun. Don't. Let me go... you really have... the limit is..."
"less talk, don't give me rambling, do what I say..."
"Amatsuyu, Sumireko-chan, Madeleine cake comes with black tea~~! "
Limit Brea~~k! I will let go of your hand at once!
"... ... oh ya, oh my, oh my?"
This is the kind of classic scene. The mother mistakenly thought that her son was struggling with the attitude of trying to make a little tough to resist the indecent assault of girls behavior. (TN: the girl actually want "it" but she makes a little resistance to the guy advances, that kind of thing...)
What should I do?
"Oops~~! is mom disturbing you~~? fufufu, I am so sorry~~"
"It's okay. Because nothing has started yet."
"Mom, can you please knock on the door before entering the room next time?"
"Oh ~~ I understand~~! Then I put the cake and black tea here."
My mom walked into my room and put the two-part Madeleine cake and black tea on the table.
My mom walked into my room and put the two-part Madeleine cake and black tea on the table.
After the thing was finished, Pansy glanced at it and said:
"Sumireko-chan, Amatsuyu porn book and film, can be found by using the pen holder of the steel ball pen to pull the mezzanine of the desk drawer from the bottom up."
"Mom! Stop talking, please come back to your living room!"
"Amatsuyu is so frightening~~! Sumireko-chan, please handle the rest!"
"Yes, Thank you very much"
Mom gently shook her hand and slammed the door.
why? Doesn't a mother basically save her son?
"Well, then ......"
But I didn't even have the time to complain.
Pansy is in front of me and I don't know where to find a steel ball pen refill.
"Pansy, wait a minute."
"What's the matter?"
Pansy turned her head with a very happy expression.
Why does this girl had a dazzling face every time make me had a headache?
"You sit down here"
"Okay"
I patted my side of the bed position and after providing a place where Pansy is sitting, I don't know if she has any optimistic misunderstandings but step by steps is extraordinarily excited.
"Huuu... I was a little overdone, I am tired."
She naturally put her head on my shoulder and I immediately escaped from the bed.
"You don't move when you sit there. You dare to act rashly at any point, and I won't be lenient in the next second."
I stood there, staring down at Pansy who is sitting on the bed.
Give me a kind of act rashly, I will immediately... No, wait a minute.
If I try to harm Pansy at this time, will he appear?
The only friend of Pansy who was isolated at school - Prosopocoilus giraffa stag-beetle...
"He... Lance, is in your bag?"
"You ask him? He ran to the usual sputum "Spirytus" eucalyptus."
Safety on the base! Although the alcohol concentration of this paralyzed tree is high, please take a moment to take it.
"Hey, Jyoro-kun, I have had to come with a little dress today, can you see it?"
Pansy happily swayed her feet and didn't know what to show me. It really doesn't matter at all.
"The socks are white."
"that's half of the answer. What's the rest?"
"The skirt is two centimeters shorter than usual."
"Oh... the answer is wrong, your eyes are still the same as the stinky eggs. it is shorter 2.5 centimeters."
"In this case, you should make it shorter that even my stinky egg eyes can see."
The gap between the 18 cm under the knee and the 17 cm under the knee is simply ineffective.
"What do you mean by this, do you want me to dress up beautifully?"
"You know very clearly. Took off the glasses, untie the braids, and loosen cloth wrapped around the chest."
"...you want to see me look like that?"
I just can't understand why you have to change to a lonely tone at this time. It’s too incomprehensible.
"That's still asked? I have honestly abode by the agreement to go to the library every day, so you should also let me see."
Frankly speaking, my dissatisfaction has accumulated and I feel that it is meaningless to go to the library again. No matter how I ask, every time I stay in the library is braids glasses.
And every day, her poisonous tongue come out, this is a terrible time.
"I have my difficulties."
What with this girl? Talk to me with breath much heavier than usual.
"Difficulties?"
"There is a devil staring at me. I just want to be dressed up in this way, not to be discovered by this devil. until it disappears. If someone wants to protect me, then..."
This is not right? it is only the second volume now. it is too early to play overused <world war (in a different meaning) chapter> to save a damsel in distress.
And the responsible editor has never said a little bit of such a meaning.
"Don't give me some inexplicable words."
"I think the Jyoro-kun should try to understand me."
"First give me the rewards that deserve my efforts. You have said that if you are in my room, you can let me see."
"Okay."
"Look, you don't want to show it to me in the end? It's really, you are, really... wait, what have you just said?"
"I said yes. Do you want to see my appearance, right?"
Huh? Really? Really willing to show me? Wait! ... ca-calm, me!
Pansy doesn't lie to me but sometimes subtly manipulate words to deceive me!
"Can I take the look you said as if you take off your glasses, braids, and chestcloths?"
"Yeah. I will abide by the agreement. So, can you please turn around and stay away? I will be very shy being looked at when  changing clothes."
"O-okay..."
I hurriedly turned around and walked to the corner of the room with excitement.
The result is not the sound of clothing rubbing behind!
Oh oh oh! This girl really gives me to change of clothes! For a long time no ...... no, wait a minute.
I have to calmly recall what happened just now.
Not long ago, as soon as I grabbed Pansy's hand, I had a fake heroine running up from the first floor.
And I am standing in front of the door in the corner of the room.
That is to say, it is the common routine. Once I am smug, my mom will suddenly open the door with a bang, I will be hit and flew, and the whole person rushed to Pansy and the misunderstanding!
Listen carefully, you will hear footsteps of the slippers that are dangerous to the extreme, so it can't be wrong!
But since noticed this flag, it means that my safety is guaranteed.
The reason is simple, because my room has a privacy guardian "door lock"!
"Sesame closed!"
Huu ...... This time you can rest assured ── [Klack]
"Amatsuyu~~? Do you have any clothes to wash, nya~~?"
She would come to my window from the balcony of the next room, nya ~ ~!
My window was unlocked, nya ~ ~!
I immediately took a big turn in my body! This must be explained before the misunderstanding happens, nya!

"Mom, wait a minute! Listen to me first... oh nya."
"Why are you turn back? I said I don't want to be seen."
……I forgot. I've forgotten it all. Pansy is changing clothes.
Since I turn back, of course, I will see that she is changing clothes. But, can you let me say a word?
Why would you keep braids and glasses, but untied the cloth wrapped around the chest, and cover the upper body that must be covered with a uniform?
You know that no matter how big your chest is, if you still have braids style glasses, it will not only have no effect, but you will deduct it.
"Why do you make Sumireko-chan do this kind of thing!"
Oops, now is not the time to be in a daze with the braids glasses.
This is not a mom with skill flash of light came to my eyes yet?
"No, no! nothing really..."
"Jyoro-kun, you are going to say you are lucky pervert?"
 Please say that it is unlucky pervert. I say again, you've got braids style glasses.
It doesn't matter if you cover the important parts with your uniform, but can you not push it towards me like this? It shouldn't work... It's not good.
"Amatsuyu! didn't Mom tell you well, this kind of thing has to wait until the age of 18 to do it again!"
"Jyoro-kun who don't follow the agreement must be punished."
"No, I'm sorry! I'm bad! I apologize to you! So ......"
 My apologies simply just fell on deaf ears. Standing in front with the left hand waving housewife cleanly counter swing, braids glasses female quickly picked up the book on the right hand side. then……
"It hurts... ah!"
My right cheek was just hit, and the left cheek came to Fabre insects.
This is a brand new experience. Write it in "Jyoro Gospel, Chapter 5, Section 39".
I fell to the ground, thinking about this idea, my mother violently grabbed my collar.
"Sumireko-chan, wear your clothes quickly! Amatsuyu, you come with me!"
I was dragged out of the room. Hold on, Mom! If Pansy is left alone in my room... ah! The refill of the steel ball pen has appeared, ah! No, ah!
"Mom let me go! Go on like this, my room would ......"
"No! No, no!"
What is relationship~~!

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